Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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