This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Randomize
