I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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