I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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