oh god the rape fog is back!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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