Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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