Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
3 2 1 whiskey
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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