STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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