Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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