She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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