were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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