i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
