If i come over, it means nothing
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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