Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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