I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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