i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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