Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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