Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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