Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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