I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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