can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
