That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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