It's Friday. Sex?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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