Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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