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(310): View more from California

I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.

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(440): View more from Ohio

any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?

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(702): View more from Nevada

You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.

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(440): View more from Ohio

basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

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(815): View more from Illinois

It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..

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(734): View more from Michigan

Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.

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(801): View more from Utah

Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.

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