i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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