Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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