I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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