Small penises have feelings too.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Text me some of your sweat
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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