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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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