Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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