Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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