you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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