Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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