we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We left the knife in your bed.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
