HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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