so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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