You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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