D3 body, D1 cock
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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