He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
