So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
