i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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