grandma shit on top of the toilet
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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