You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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