Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
