Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
smell my finger.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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