please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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