note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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