Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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