Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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