11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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