I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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