she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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