Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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