i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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