yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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